The cast – an endearing bunch of adventurous souls – took to the material with gusto. There was laughter, a few raised eyebrows, and a surprising amount of passion in trying out accents. At one point, we all watched a brave actor tackle the vocal equivalent of a high-wire act: a French man pretending to be a New Yorker who happens to be a woman. Somewhere, Meryl Streep shuddered.
Continue readingI’m Not Down, I’m in My Blue Period
There are days that feel a little… blue. Not tragic, not dire. Just sort of soft and soggy around the edges, like a 5 Guys burger. Today was one of those days.
Continue readingWhen Life DMed Me This 7-Syllable Plot Twist
It’s like a smorgasbord of symptoms, only this is the twisted kind of buffet line where you don’t get to pick the items you want, the items get to pick you.
Continue readingThe Fork’s Journey, Chapter 5: How to Spend 30 Years Making a Musical About Utensils and Opera
I take a breath. I think about the absurdity of musicalizing a story that already feels like an operatic fever dream. Then I say, “Let’s give it a go.”
Continue readingThe Fork’s Journey, Chapter 4: How to Accidentally Write a Full-Length Farce
I spent a couple of weeks attempting to outline the thing, but how does one outline mayhem? How does one carefully plan for chaos? Eventually, I gave up and returned to the method that had gotten us this far: just start writing and see what happens.
Continue readingThe Fork’s Journey, Chapter 3: The Big Meatball Takes on the Big Apple
And yet, a few months later, there we were—our quirky little 10-minute play, making its New York debut with an entirely new cast. And—astonishingly—The Fork won again. First place, audience choice. Twice in a row, in two very different cities. At this point, we were starting to wonder if we had accidentally done something good.
Continue readingThe Fork’s Journey, Chapter 2: From Spreadsheet to Stage
I told no one about it. So that way if I couldn’t do it in time, or if I could but it was too terrible for the festival, I could walk away whistling nonchalantly like nothing to see here folks, move along, and I’d just live with being a little sleepy the next day.
Continue readingThe Fork’s Journey, Chapter 1: From Burrito to Broadway (Eventually)
My brother Ken and I were in our Dodgers caps and Ray Bans pitching screenplay ideas to each other – pretty much a requirement if you want to live in Southern California.
Continue readingNew on the Fridge: Diana’s Metamorphosis
There is a brief, excruciating silence where everyone stares at me, and I begin to think this may not have been my finest moment. But then, the miracle: Diana…
Continue readingThe Miracle Max Corollary: Life, Laughter, and the ER
My mind drifts to that scene with Miracle Max, because I am nothing if not deeply philosophical, who explains to Inigo and Fezzik that Westley is only mostly dead, and that mostly dead is partly alive. But then I think of the Miracle Max Corollary, which if it isn’t a thing, I vote that it should be a thing, and that would have Inigo countering Miracle Max with Yes, but partly alive is mostly dead. Because that’s how it is feeling there in the ER.
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